A short history of who took the cards.

In 2018, the miners hoarded the cards. Stores were empty for a generation of kids who only wanted to play a game. The cards became collateral, the collateral became liquidation, and the liquidation became forum screenshots that everyone forwarded and nobody learned from.

In 2024, the AI labs hoarded the cards. They built racks the size of small towns. They bought entire fabs' worth before the fabs had a chance to ship a single retail unit. The cards stopped being cards — they became substrate for someone else's profit margin.

In 2026, we take them back. Not by buying them. By becoming one. $GPU is the reference card we never got — the People's Hashrate — a community-owned, fairly-launched graphics card that exists as a thousand-million tokens on Solana. Every holder owns a fan, a VRAM module, a watt of conviction.

There is no team. There is no presale. There is no allocation for the people who happened to be early in a Discord. The bonding curve is the auction. The auction is the launch. The launch is the whole product.

Hold a fan. Render the future.